1 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:14,639 Halloween in my neighborhood it was the animal! 2 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,016 It was the only season where we could wear a mask 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,394 without white people finding that we were going to steal. 4 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,771 And people gave their all. 5 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,565 The guy with the Reagan mask 6 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,817 won the competition of the most hideous fantasy 7 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,152 for three years in a row. 8 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,237 No! 9 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:32,198 Even businesses were dedicated on Halloween. 10 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,576 One dollar, one dollar buy a small pumpkin. 11 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:37,495 Five dollars, five dollars, five dollars is an average. 12 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:39,122 But every Halloween 13 00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:41,751 I had to do the chores of Halloween. 14 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,836 In fact, these cobwebs are real, 15 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,255 we took it out of our wallet from my father. 16 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,591 Hi, Mr Omar. 17 00:00:49,592 --> 00:00:51,634 This is how you Do you go without makeup? 18 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,178 I don't wear makeup. 19 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:55,221 Maybe a little "blush" for the dead, 20 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:56,931 but don't tell Widow Jarvis. 21 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,225 I mean, Jackson! 22 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:01,644 Baby, why don't you go up there 23 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,856 to dry your beautiful eyes on my silk sheets? 24 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,483 Happy Halloween, then. 25 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:07,984 Wait! I made it for you 26 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:10,029 my world famous pumpkin soup. 27 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,155 What is that? 28 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:15,533 13 dollars and 63 cents of soup? Go in! 29 00:01:15,534 --> 00:01:17,744 It's just that I love Halloween! 30 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:22,290 The costumes, the sweets, the worship of corpses. 31 00:01:22,291 --> 00:01:24,292 - How are you going to celebrate? - We won't. 32 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,586 My boss will give a Halloween party 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,962 and wants everyone to be there. 34 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:32,008 And what will the children do on this All Saints Day? 35 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:35,178 I will be forced to eat sweets to find glass, razor or needle. 36 00:01:35,179 --> 00:01:38,139 I'm like a test dummy for my dear brothers. 37 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,724 I'll be fine too. 38 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:41,684 There are many girls wanting to go out with me 39 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:42,977 and I don't know who to choose. 40 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:45,271 From stallion to stallion, I understand. 41 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,565 Who will take Ms. Tonya to ask for sweets? 42 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:50,944 I'm almost a grown woman. How am I going to go around begging for sweets? 43 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,946 Too old to ask for sweets? 44 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,740 You lost the spirit of Halloween! 45 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,659 Tragic, tragic! 46 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:58,910 Hey, wait a minute. 47 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,703 You guys are going out and Drew and Tonya 48 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,581 Will you stay at home? So I can do whatever I want? 49 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,917 But don't even think about going back with a ghost baby, 50 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,586 or zombie baby, or a baby, baby, or a baby Frankenstein. 51 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,881 This is going to be the best night of my life! 52 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,009 From now on. 53 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:18,848 Man! 54 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,766 That's not fair! 55 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,893 Why you can be Batman And I'm the boy wonder? 56 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,020 It's called "historical reparation", my dear! 57 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:29,065 I don't believe I'm going to do it whatever I want this year! 58 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:30,568 Should I go to "Sound of the Deadly DJ"? 59 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:33,486 And the hairstyle show Vanessa's hideous? 60 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,405 There will be more women than man there. 61 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:36,906 Come with me for my uncle's party. 62 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:39,325 Last year, some of his co-workers 63 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,827 They wore super sexy costumes! 64 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,664 Who would have thought that E.T. Was there so much volume in the trunk? 65 00:02:43,789 --> 00:02:46,499 It's good that you still have Sheila's fantasy 66 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,295 and size 34 here, or I'm going to lay my hand on someone! 67 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:52,006 Tasha is coming here. Go, get out! 68 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,300 Hi Chris. 69 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:55,717 Hi Tasha. 70 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:58,303 Cool your Batman costume. I really wanted to talk to you. 71 00:02:58,304 --> 00:02:59,679 Beauty! 72 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,639 I would love it to be my guest of honor 73 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:02,557 tonight. 74 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:04,934 "Saints' Day, church event at night." 75 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,271 It'll be cool! Pray for it. 76 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,107 Chris, she's so into you! 77 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,568 No, it's not. She me invited him to go to church. 78 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,361 She called you to spend the night with her! 79 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,113 Yes, in the church. 80 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,449 She just wants a guy from church. 81 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,242 So, go to church with her. 82 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,327 Face! 83 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,872 All other events that I was thinking about going 84 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,498 there would be girls, But if I went to church, 85 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:31,045 it wouldn't be with just any girl, it was going to be with "the girl". 86 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,715 Hi! This is the last one Sheila and size 34? 87 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,217 Tasha, hold this woman for mom! 88 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,727 Hello, ma'am. 89 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,938 I can talk to Vanessa, please? 90 00:03:49,939 --> 00:03:53,608 Are you bored at work again? You're using your white woman's voice. 91 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,528 Vanessa, help me! These people are very fake! 92 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,072 Hello, how is your day? 93 00:03:59,073 --> 00:04:00,615 Isn't it a little hot? 94 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:03,201 I'm scared of the cake Todd's birthday party melt. 95 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,496 Go and adjust the thermostat, Martha. 96 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,082 Great idea! I am going! 97 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:09,874 My God. 98 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:12,544 They're filling you with cake of all occasions, right? 99 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,672 Birthdays, weddings, There's even a blackout cake! 100 00:04:15,673 --> 00:04:17,674 White people love cake, honey. 101 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:19,384 It's like vegetables for them. 102 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:22,261 Drug! I missed the fair of Danger! 103 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,640 Girl, he had a pumpkin there who looked just like Lou Rawls, 104 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:28,142 with the forehead and everything. We even took a photo with her. 105 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,853 I take the children to buy at Perigo every year. 106 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:31,938 It's tradition. 107 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,564 I won't let anyone stop me 108 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,650 to spend time with my family. 109 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,695 I don't need it, my husband has two jobs! 110 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:39,904 REGIONAL MANAGER 111 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,364 That's it! 112 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,282 Tim finally fired me! 113 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,118 I'm free! 114 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,911 Take that, corporate America! 115 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,121 Poor Chuck. 116 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,539 Now it's "Rich Chuck." 117 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,749 The company offers a huge compensation 118 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,544 for everyone who is lucky enough to be fired. 119 00:04:54,545 --> 00:04:55,795 What does the company give? 120 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,798 What? They pay you not to work? 121 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,467 If someone at my work get fired for something 122 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,052 that is not just cause, 123 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,805 they gain a mountain of money, plus benefits. 124 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,558 - But how? - You can't be exaggerated. 125 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,602 It just has to be so annoying to ask you to leave. 126 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:12,812 It worked for Chuck. 127 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,231 The man ate tuna for lunch every day for months, 128 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:16,941 the tuna catinga It's on his skin. 129 00:05:16,942 --> 00:05:19,527 This compensation Isn't it just an urban legend? 130 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:22,280 Like Bigfoot, or black people living in Switzerland. 131 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:23,740 Baby, it's real! 132 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,825 I saw it with my own eyes! 133 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,327 So can you make me the happiest woman in the world 134 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,622 and spend the rest of Halloween annoying my boss? 135 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:34,543 Yes! Yes! A million times "yes"! 136 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,880 In the 80s, behind-the-scenes recordings 137 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:41,215 they took away all the fear of horror films. 138 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:44,969 Eating soup gives you energy for the creative process. 139 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,929 Of course Drew and Tonya 140 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:48,891 lost their spirit of Halloween. 141 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,936 - Trick or... - Or treats. 142 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,272 We already know, take it here. 143 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,108 You vultures! 144 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,236 If it continues like this, there won't be any left for us. 145 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,199 Wait. Let's turn off the lights and pretend we're not. 146 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,949 And why would we do that? 147 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:09,619 So that no one knocks on the door and take our sweets. 148 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,122 What are they teaching you in that white school? 149 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:17,628 We are not! 150 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,255 I was about spending the night with Tasha, 151 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,383 and I had the perfect costume! 152 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:26,135 Wow! There are few Biblical clothes for boys. 153 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:28,222 It was either Moses or the burning bush. 154 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:32,518 I'm burning for the Lord, guys! 155 00:06:32,810 --> 00:06:35,812 Cool costume, Chris. I loved your broomstick. 156 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:40,399 Sons and daughters, a minute of your attention, please. 157 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,568 My only forgotten son, Pharrell, and I, 158 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,488 we want to welcome to our annual Saints' Day, 159 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:48,492 the event that puts God where he should be. 160 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,911 On a shining pedestal. 161 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:55,498 And put the devil where he belongs. 162 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:56,541 And what place is this? 163 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:58,042 - In hell! - In hell! 164 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:01,129 That's right. Now, I need go outside and throw holy water 165 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:03,548 in any child dressed as a vampire. 166 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,967 The word belongs to the boss of Youth Ministry. 167 00:07:05,968 --> 00:07:09,095 Sister Johnson, it's good to have you here, God bless you. 168 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,179 I NEVER EXISTED! 169 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,224 Thank you, Pastor Percy. 170 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,393 Follow me, little ones. 171 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:19,606 Moses is passing by. Let's open this sea of ​​butts. 172 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,482 For some reason, 173 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,734 a little lady with cataracts was in charge. 174 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,155 It was as if a blind man was safe. 175 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:30,074 Now, let's listen some songs by Jesus 176 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:33,327 on my favorite AM gospel radio 177 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,539 while I lock us inside. 178 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,124 We're going to be stuck here together. 179 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,459 I'm so happy that you managed to come. 180 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:43,254 Girls, you stay on the other side of this huge curtain, 181 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,924 out of sight of these impressionable young people. 182 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,426 Wait. What is it to do? 183 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:51,053 I knew I had to leave space for the Holy Spirit, 184 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,639 but not the entire room! 185 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,021 So, do you think we it's inappropriate enough 186 00:08:00,022 --> 00:08:01,314 for me to be fired? 187 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,692 They are wanting to do something else with me. 188 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:07,904 What was the beautiful middle-aged lady Who made this cake? 189 00:08:07,905 --> 00:08:09,948 Should I take her go to bed immediately! 190 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:11,490 Come on, Conan. 191 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,327 Let's win my compensation! 192 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,245 Thank you everyone for coming, 193 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,748 Martha did this beautiful cemetery cake, 194 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:22,044 so please eat, drink and be scared! 195 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,463 You can see which is a cemetery cake. 196 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:27,007 It's dry as dirt. 197 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,475 - My cake! - Sorry! 198 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:39,185 - That's mine! - It went badly! 199 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,187 Face! 200 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,109 Hot, hot, hot! 201 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:49,487 She spat all over the cake! 202 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,615 My goodness! Let me clean that up. 203 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,000 I got lost in Sodom and Gomorrah again? 204 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:04,044 What am I going to do here? 205 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:09,924 - Father Abraham has many children - Father Abraham has many children 206 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:12,885 - I'm one of them, you too - I'm one of them, you too 207 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,888 - Let us praise the Lord! - Let us praise the Lord! 208 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,014 - Right arm! - That! 209 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,476 Singing was, ironically, the idea I had of hell. 210 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:23,145 Then I noticed that Sister Johnson had slept. 211 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,397 Or maybe dead. 212 00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,440 Either way, I was free! 213 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,819 - Where do you think you're going, sinner? - Are you serious? 214 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,113 The old lady has already slept, we are unsupervised. 215 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:33,864 This is what we were waiting for! 216 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,658 We have to save his soul! 217 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,952 No! Never! 218 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,335 But how boring, Let's watch something else. 219 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,128 You will... 220 00:09:47,129 --> 00:09:49,422 Of course, die... 221 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,924 Today! 222 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,052 This was no coincidence. 223 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,182 Hello? 224 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,311 Hello? 225 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:05,730 Who was it? 226 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:08,734 It must have been a girl wanting hear the beautiful sound of my voice. 227 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,113 Little girl, stop calling, Drew won't choose you. 228 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,285 I think this admirer of yours has emphysema. 229 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,247 If the phone rings again, I won't answer. 230 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:29,296 Must be one of the girls who climbed up to the roof to spy on me. 231 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,381 And ended up kicking the antenna. 232 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:35,802 Everything is fine! I like seeing the static. 233 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,184 Sir! Tie up this horny demon! 234 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:45,603 I rebuke the spirit of lust! 235 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,937 Let me go! 236 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,814 And Lord, please teach Chris 237 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,816 to enjoy the company of the opposite sex 238 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,487 without having to try to "get along." 239 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:58,282 That's enough! Even the pastor need to take a break from the herd. 240 00:10:58,283 --> 00:10:59,951 - Can you give me an "amen"? - No. 241 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,913 Come on! You don't want go to the promised land? 242 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,999 I said, can you give me an "amen"? 243 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,834 Soon we will be adults, 244 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,128 doing double shift on Halloween. 245 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,173 So today, screw the rules! 246 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,841 Screw the regulations! 247 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,677 Let's do what the young people you should do, my brothers. 248 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,807 Can you give me an "amen"? 249 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,683 - Amen! - Amen! 250 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,561 Hurry up, Pharrell. You know you want it. 251 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:27,938 Amen! 252 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,776 And God said, "Leave my people... 253 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,362 enjoy the party!" 254 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,866 Welcome to Earth that emanates milk and honey. 255 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,206 And this is how Moses deceived Pharaoh. 256 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,002 Julius, this is taking too long! 257 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:55,464 I'm already out of ideas to annoy white people! 258 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,843 And why? You are expert in annoying black people. 259 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,344 I was just kidding! 260 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:05,767 - Tim! Tim! - Tim! Tim! 261 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,268 Now go! 262 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,272 - Tim! Tim! - Tim! Tim! 263 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,692 Hi, sweetie. What a good party. 264 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:15,944 "Bonbonzinho"? 265 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:20,156 That! My "butt increase 3000" It's working! 266 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,240 But how so? 267 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,075 That was in the eighties. 268 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,160 Nowadays, 269 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:27,037 if a doctor pats in a newborn's ass, 270 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,623 baby calls a lawyer! 271 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,377 Tasha, what's wrong? 272 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,797 It's weird dancing in church. Don't you think you're a little crazy? 273 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,633 No. People are just having fun. 274 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,927 Who wants to do something crazy? 275 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,180 Let's drink soda! 276 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:47,558 Refrigerator? Sugar is not allowed! What is happening? 277 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,061 It's happening that people They are having fun at church. 278 00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,566 I love this church! 279 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,359 There is no What to worry about, Tasha. 280 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,528 It will make more young people want to come here. 281 00:12:59,529 --> 00:13:01,323 I can already feel the spirit within me. 282 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,617 Slowly! 283 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,162 - I was just... - I'm kidding. 284 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,001 It's good that we stayed home. 285 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,629 The night is calm and perfectly normal. 286 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,423 AND. Inexplicable things happen every day. 287 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,675 We just think, if it's on Halloween, 288 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,136 It's a supernatural thing. 289 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,013 Scary! 290 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,681 The problem is that daddy 291 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,725 always buy damaged electronics. 292 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,938 AND. Instead of a Panasonic, he bought a "Penasonic". 293 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:40,779 They always prune the trees. On Halloween. At ten o'clock at night. 294 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,285 The night was going well, 295 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,912 so I decided to take a leap of faith 296 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:53,749 and do something that nerds like me they could only dream of doing. 297 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,001 Guys, Want to play "Seven Minutes in Heaven"? 298 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,505 It's that game where they force you staying in the closet? I pass. 299 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,841 What it is. It's called "seven minutes in heaven." 300 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,636 It must have been invented in church. 301 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,597 Okay, guys, write your names on paper 302 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,308 and when you're done, give it to me. 303 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,644 Jesus in the glass window, please 304 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,939 make me go to the closet with Tasha, amen. 305 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:20,276 No need to take a name, Chris. I choose you. 306 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:22,820 Our! That's why people love you! 307 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:25,198 Go get along, Chris. 308 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,159 - Our! - Yeah! 309 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,662 This place is still 310 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,914 with that horrible smell of Chuck's tuna. 311 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:35,749 I will never be that bad as much as him. 312 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,627 Come on, baby, let's go home. 313 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,672 It's just that I really wanted lose that job, Julius. 314 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,632 I think I'm not so irritating. 315 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,175 My love, don't say that! 316 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,886 I'm disappointing everyone! 317 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,515 Hey, calm down, come here. 318 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,975 I had so much fun with you today. 319 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,770 I appreciate everything you do to help our family. 320 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,152 My goodness! 321 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,571 Baby, you are so sexy. 322 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,784 These diskettes were very important for us. 323 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:13,163 Rochelle, in my office now. 324 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,171 It was now! 325 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,256 The moment that would make this 326 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,343 the best Halloween of my life. 327 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,803 Damn. How I love the Bible! 328 00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,015 How is the business to be fruitful and multiply? 329 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:33,892 It seems like it, Chris! 330 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,602 Why? 331 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,981 Lord, there are no excuses for my behavior. 332 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,984 The bold fantasy, the chair race, 333 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,110 ruin the cake, 334 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,531 cling all over the office? 335 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,868 I understand, You're going to have to fire me. 336 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,913 I'll collect my things. 337 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,623 No no! You're not fired! 338 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,832 On the contrary, 339 00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,251 you are the type of employee what we need here! 340 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,961 Got drunk with the orange punch? 341 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,756 Corporate life can be stagnant and predictable, 342 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,009 but you found a way to liven things up. 343 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,426 Thanks! 344 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,054 What? But what about floppy disks? important things that I destroyed 345 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,431 while grabbing Conan in the office? 346 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,933 Nothing is more important 347 00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:18,520 than testify black love like that. 348 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,606 Mahogany is my favorite movie. 349 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,819 And there? How it was? How much compensation did you get? 350 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,654 Our favorite son Are you going to college? 351 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,198 He promoted me. 352 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,866 - What? - Yeah. 353 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,953 He hates spending money with these compensations. 354 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:39,123 That's why it's almost impossible be fired from this place. 355 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,042 Chuck took five long and annoying years, 356 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,546 full of tuna, to make him give in. 357 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:45,922 Give up soon. 358 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,050 He's playing with me. 359 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,513 He has no idea who you messed with. 360 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:58,100 Is this a game for you? Was that your plan all along? 361 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,935 You're the one who brought me here! 362 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,104 I brought you to speak about how this party 363 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,230 it's crazy. 364 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,440 You are crazy! 365 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,233 I thought that was what you wanted. 366 00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,736 You wanted a church guy, we are in church, 367 00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:10,572 I'm a guy, I made it fun. 368 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,823 What else do you need me to do? 369 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,825 Guide people through the desert for 30 years? 370 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,327 It's been 40 years, Chris. 40. 371 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,371 I was just making an effort. 372 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,456 For you. 373 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:23,167 Maybe I'm gone a little far from the church. 374 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,586 My mother is an ex-stripper, I don't even know who my father is 375 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:28,505 and they bully me at school because I don't like Prince. 376 00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,591 This church It's what I need right now. 377 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,551 I don't want that nothing is at risk 378 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,805 my relationship with God. I just need you to be my friend. 379 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:39,642 I'm happy to be your friend. 380 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,396 It cost. See you out there. 381 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,276 It's better not to tell anyone that was touching my butt. 382 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,492 It was really worth it. 383 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,827 I'm sorry, Chris, Are you sad? 384 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,704 A little uncomfortable perhaps? 385 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,331 The type of discomfort you feel 386 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,458 when it's nailed on a wooden cross? 387 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,127 Chris, by the way, as your friend, 388 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,213 I advise you to go talk to her. 389 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,298 The girl in the Bathsheba costume? 390 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,216 Why? 391 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,135 Trust in me. I spoke well of you. 392 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,975 In the end, It was nice to have a female friend. 393 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,311 They are like male friends, But sometimes, 394 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,314 we can look for their asses. 395 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,572 What is happening? 396 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,742 Go see dad forgot to pay the gravity bill. 397 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,245 This should be happening with Chris! 398 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,872 We have to call an adult! 399 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,877 - Lord Omar! - Lord Omar! 400 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,130 - Mr. Omar! - Mr. Omar, let us in! 401 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,470 Mr Omar? 402 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,432 Don't you dare touch his face! 403 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:03,518 Die, monster! 404 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,644 Mr Omar? 405 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,980 You saved my life. And my face! 406 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,189 What's your problem? 407 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,277 It's the same fantasy that I was using before! 408 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:14,904 Pierce me with my own fork? 409 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,363 How cold! 410 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:19,784 I'm sorry, Mr Omar, But what's the matter with you? 411 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:24,204 I just wanted to do you two believe in magic 412 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,498 that time again. 413 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:29,084 Congratulations on practically kill two children with fear. 414 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,254 I admit, you got us with breathless connections, 415 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,090 the TV going out, the sounds of electric saws. 416 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,509 And don't forget of windows opening and closing, 417 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,221 and those hideous moans. How did you do all this? 418 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,807 What? What are you talking about? 419 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,767 I just played some spiders toy at your door 420 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,436 and I put on this costume. 421 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,187 I didn't do those other things. 422 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,316 I truly believed that my family home 423 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,526 it was haunted by deceased husbands 424 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,654 of the widows that the Lord Omar dated over the years. 425 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,781 If those guys catch Lord Omar 426 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:03,161 near the gates of heaven, he's going to take a good beating. 427 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:05,787 - Hi. - Hi. 428 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:09,249 I just wanted to tell you that you saved my night. 429 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,793 I thought it would be boring, but you made it fun. 430 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,504 No. It wasn't a big deal. 431 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:16,257 Happy Halloween to me! 432 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,766 Kisses? Unauthorized snacks? 433 00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,892 FM radio? 434 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,145 My Lord, these young people transformed your home 435 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,189 in a den of sins! 436 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,943 Pharrell! Did you allow this? 437 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,903 As a responsible youth leader, 438 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,697 and a respected member of this religious community, 439 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,158 I just want to say... 440 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:43,701 It was Chris's fault! 441 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,787 Come on, guys. We had fun, didn't we? 442 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,665 - Stone him! - Judas! 443 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,542 Damn, Jesus! Even you? 444 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,088 Yes, for playing rap from the east coast in my house. 445 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,467 Everyone knows I like by N.W.A.